and their monkeys 
at random. His narration continues...
As our adventure continues, we find BOATMAN drunkenly
stumbling down the beach, attacking women
and their monkeys at random. His narration continues...
Well, I finally found a chick who likes my attention 
and she took me to see her dream boat with her underwater garden.
"Errrrrr, she needs some TLC
and a bit of a cleanup"
I was told (At first I didn't realize we were talking about the boat).
Although I felt this was an understatement bordering on delusional
, I have always been a sucker for the underdog. So with those emotions
(and checkbook) in hand, I embarked on a new career as slow boat fixer-upper.
Tune in later for the delivery adventures of BOATMAN, his (seasick) wife, (adventurous) daughter, (non-sailing) mother and (hopefully) good-natured sailing buddy as they brave the Anageda Passage and terrorize the British, US, and Spanish Virgins.
(The Islands, FOOL, this is a family page!!)
Updates dependent on survival...